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Created on 2005-03-09 06:02:53 (#6391297), last updated 2009-11-16
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BioJustin Bruns is the Minister of Breaking It Down, currently employed by the U.S. Department of Civil Disruption, where his duties include deploying the rock to third-world countries, getting blowjobs, and being exceedingly awesome. In 2002 Justin was awarded the prestigous Golden Cock in recognition of his superior ability to rock out with his cock out, and in 2003 he pioneered the current standard Tyrannosaurus Rex insemination and breeding techniques generally considered responsible for the successful regeneration of the species. Justin is himself the owner of four fully grown Tyrannosaurs named Checkers, Snowball, Patches and Oedipus, who reside in four labyrinthine towers constructed at equal distance apart along the equator, each containing one of the magic crystals that supports his eternal life. Justin is a Capricorn and likes soup.
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